dandyanders:

can someone feed me alcohol and let me big spoon them (but u gotta stroke my arms so i feel loved)

I have had a few drinks now and I still feel this sooooo…. I’m ready for spooning if ur ready for my tears

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can someone feed me alcohol and let me big spoon them (but u gotta stroke my arms so i feel loved)

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my manager called today and asked if i could stay “a little bit later” than my four hour shift tomorrow and put me on for nine hours like, ummmmmm…

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fuertecito:

Print this. Put it on your fridge. Choose which Chris Pratt you want to have as an inspiration and act accordingly. There’s no wrong choice here.

fuertecito:

Print this. Put it on your fridge. Choose which Chris Pratt you want to have as an inspiration and act accordingly. There’s no wrong choice here.

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'bustier' is pronounced a lot differently than i originally thought

see also ‘Chipole’, “Chick-fil-A”

can someone pick me up and carry me to work i dont have the energy for it

laurenjauregei:

how to be smooth as hell with your crush

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i hadnt got a dress i bought a month and a half ago in the mail yet so i just emailed them and they were like “sorry it was out of stock”

??

i paid 4 it and u marked it as shipped wtf is ur deal

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opentits:

omg please unmute this

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my two little cousins (13 and 14) are playing slaves in their (private) school’s play and are being made to get spray tans (!!!) to make their skin brown

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